bett3r than u :*

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taliabobalia: freyjas: dungeonsanddamsels: once i had a...

Fri, 17 May 2013 21:00:08 -0400

freyjas:

dungeonsanddamsels:

once i had a breakdown and cried into my pillow and this happened and i feel like this is an accurate representation of my current mental state

it looks like the cover of the great gatsby

now it is the cover of the great gatsby

epic-humor: davejadetier: BEE SEX IS REALLY FUNNY OKAY HEAR ME OUT BASICALLY THE MALE BEE GOES TO...

Fri, 17 May 2013 20:57:09 -0400

epic-humor:

davejadetier:

BEE SEX IS REALLY FUNNY OKAY HEAR ME OUT

BASICALLY THE MALE BEE GOES TO THE QUEEN AND INSERTS ITS PENIS INTO THE QUEEN BEE AND THEN THEY EJACULATE AT SUCH A HIGH SPEED THAT THEY GENITALS FUCKING EXPLODE AND ARE LEFT IN THE QUEEN FOREVER AND THE MALE BEE FALLS ON THE GROUND AND DIES

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the-vashta-nerada: my older sister is getting a law degree but she needs to have extra classes that...

Fri, 17 May 2013 20:51:36 -0400

the-vashta-nerada:

my older sister is getting a law degree but she needs to have extra classes that aren’t related to law to complete it so she’s taking tree climbing 101

as in

a class that teaches you how to climb trees

let’s talk about the american education system

glittertech: sweetmotherofyaoi: oh god. We’re that bad,...

Fri, 17 May 2013 20:51:04 -0400

glittertech:

sweetmotherofyaoi:

oh god.

We’re that bad, huh?

Neopets.

Did you do the thing, Neopets?

Tell me the truth, Neopets.

Misha Collins for President pass it on

Fri, 17 May 2013 20:50:39 -0400

boulevardofsmoshydreams:

castielsunderpants:

vickivantoch:

holy fuck the notes

i don’t know how many times i’ve reblogged this

ven0moth: no iphone

Fri, 17 May 2013 20:47:59 -0400

ven0moth:

no iphone

cornchipz: awkwardcontent: Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop...

Fri, 17 May 2013 20:47:20 -0400

cornchipz:

awkwardcontent:

Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.

some people never develop beyond this stage

the-lonely-scottish-guy: ‘stop being overdramatic’ they say ‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i...

Fri, 17 May 2013 20:42:24 -0400

the-lonely-scottish-guy:

‘stop being overdramatic’ they say

‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist

thorjammer: did i kill somebody with michelle obama and forget...

Fri, 17 May 2013 20:41:18 -0400

thorjammer:

did i kill somebody with michelle obama and forget about it

Gangnam style has 999,901,298 views The video is 4:13 min long Thats a total of...

Fri, 17 May 2013 20:37:51 -0400

Gangnam style has 999,901,298 views

The video is 4:13 min long

Thats a total of about 4,249,580,516.5 viewing minutes

or about 71,020,258 hours

or about 2,959,177 days

or about 8,102 years

Civilization emerged about 5,000 years ago, to put that in perspective.